After diligent use of mediums, psychics and similar marketing experts, a local pub declares itself ready to resume its Haunted Inn theme evenings. Meanwhile, Home Secretary Suella DeVille says gay refugees from oppressive regimes are illegal migrants.
England continues to enjoy iffy water quality, thanks to its water utilities companies being owned by shareholders.
X-Men actor Hugh Jackman pops in to a local pub for a meal, causing much excitement.
The UK Government is closing school buildings at the start of term as a number of them are unstable and dangerous (the schools, not the government, which is unstable and dangerous in a different way).
Another research team are monster-bothering at Loch Ness. Meanwhile, the UK government has relaxed environmental regulations so builders can pollute more waterways.
