England continues to enjoy iffy water quality, thanks to its water utilities companies being owned by shareholders.
In a bid to generate as much money for their chums before being kicked out of government (possibly), the Tories announce a load of new treats for the fossil fuel industry and to hell with the planet.
Climate Emergency activists from Kendal are among those arrested for disrupting a national snooker championship.
Being deeply stupid, the government decides to overrule local planning concerns and give the go-ahead to a new coal mine on the west coast of Cumbria.
Pollution in Lake Windermere proves worse than we thought. Cheers, North West Water.